Eat your eyebrows

We were messing around while eating dinner the other night when Ellie came out with a rather frightening promise about what she was going to do to us. This was after she previously talked about throwing us in the pool and letting Ollie (the pool vacuum) suck us up.

I’m going to throw you into my arms and eat you all up. I’m going to eat your nose, your lips, your eyebrows, your eyelashes, your mouth, your arms, your tattoos…

My eyebrows!? What kind of sadist eats someones eyebrows!? I laughed nervously when she did, but I sleep with one eye open now. They seem so innocent, but when it comes down to it…

Author: Dave

Dave is the proud father of Ellie and Jack. There's nothing that makes him happier than spending time with his incredible wife and their amazing children. He's a civil/mechanical engineer and he also builds and maintains WordPress websites. View all posts by Dave